Earlier this evening I was feeding my son and he bit me! Or to be precise, he gave me a nip on my nipple - little bastard, and I'm not talking about his legitimacy!
I should have known it was coming. All of my friends with babies of a similar age have been complaining for weeks. One minute, the infants are all adorable and sweet, the next they are absolute monsters!
I have read somewhere that when this happens, you are supposed to stop, pull them off you and tell them 'No!' in a stern voice. If they persist, you then put them on the floor, facing away from you for punishment...Come on, as if you're going to be calm and collected enough to do this!!! As far as I'm concerned, it's all about boob preservation. If he bites, I scream. If I bleed, that's the end of breast feeding!!!
I should have known it was coming. All of my friends with babies of a similar age have been complaining for weeks. One minute, the infants are all adorable and sweet, the next they are absolute monsters!
I have read somewhere that when this happens, you are supposed to stop, pull them off you and tell them 'No!' in a stern voice. If they persist, you then put them on the floor, facing away from you for punishment...Come on, as if you're going to be calm and collected enough to do this!!! As far as I'm concerned, it's all about boob preservation. If he bites, I scream. If I bleed, that's the end of breast feeding!!!

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we are going thru this now too! :(
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