My son is the size of an 18 month old toddler... Not bad considering he's just shy of 8 months of age...
I took him up to the local health care clinic today to get him weighed. I was pretty curious to see where he tipped the scales. Well, couldn't you knock me away! My little, big man (as I've now taken to calling him), is 11.2kg and measures about 76cm long!!!! This places him off the chart in terms of the percentile range.
I've pondered this point before and wonder whether my breast milk is steroid laced?! Or possibly I've self-produced some weird baby growth hormone best used for future rugby players...
But I do strongly believe that there must be a market for such breast milk. With such a growth impact, it could be used for the off-spring of sporting elite, military personnel, the tall and fashionable or those who have to lift heavy things... Now if I can just work out how to express milk in ginormous proportions, I'm on to a sure winner!!!
I took him up to the local health care clinic today to get him weighed. I was pretty curious to see where he tipped the scales. Well, couldn't you knock me away! My little, big man (as I've now taken to calling him), is 11.2kg and measures about 76cm long!!!! This places him off the chart in terms of the percentile range.
I've pondered this point before and wonder whether my breast milk is steroid laced?! Or possibly I've self-produced some weird baby growth hormone best used for future rugby players...
But I do strongly believe that there must be a market for such breast milk. With such a growth impact, it could be used for the off-spring of sporting elite, military personnel, the tall and fashionable or those who have to lift heavy things... Now if I can just work out how to express milk in ginormous proportions, I'm on to a sure winner!!!
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what does that translate to in pounds? lol
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